I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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