dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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