you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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