sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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