Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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