i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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