She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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