Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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