If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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