Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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