She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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