4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
NoShamevember. You game?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
