You can't special order awesome
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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