they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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