This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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