You made me cry and you don't even care
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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