My hand turned me down
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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