$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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