The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize