Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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