We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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