their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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