New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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