So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
