Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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