It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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