Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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