Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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