Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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