ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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