i just had sex bonerless
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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