I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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