O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
