Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
cat food counts as protein by the way
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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