Midget sex pt 2 tonight
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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