apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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