i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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