I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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