Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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