Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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