I will die if light touches me.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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