Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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