does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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