His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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