So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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