listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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