I want to make a zoo with you.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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