there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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