halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Mom said you looked used
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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