just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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