my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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