Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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