I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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