So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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